在猪流感的大背景下，我发现有时候做美国人真爽。
比如，最近我老出差，发现回北京时做出租车回家基本上不用付费。
我一坐上车司机问：“你是哪里人？”
“美国人。”
司机打开车窗。
过不到两分钟司机又问：“这次从哪里过来的？”
“探亲回来的。”
司机往窗户一靠，屏蔽呼吸。
下车的时候，我把零钱拿出来开始点就打个又大又响的喷嚏。
“好好好，算了算了，快下车吧！”
(注：以上的部分内容属于虚构)
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You did it on purpose,right?
Similar crap happened to me in Beijing! Some guy asked me where I’m from, how long I’ve been in China, and if I have 流感！ Pissed me off!
I can understand the fear because the media’s been so alarmist.
By the way, the final step of the encounter described above didn’t really happen. 🙂
whoops, guess I missed the （注意）！
Um, yeah, I added that later after I realized people would probably be confused. 😉
hello~~~I’m coming~