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来自美国的喷嚏

在猪流感的大背景下,我发现有时候做美国人真爽。

比如,最近我老出差,发现回北京时做出租车回家基本上不用付费。

我一坐上车司机问:“你是哪里人?”

“美国人。”

司机打开车窗。

过不到两分钟司机又问:“这次从哪里过来的?”

“探亲回来的。”

司机往窗户一靠,屏蔽呼吸。

下车的时候,我把零钱拿出来开始点就打个又大又响的喷嚏。

“好好好,算了算了,快下车吧!”

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  1. You did it on purpose,right?

    zhengweiJune 24, 2009 @ 12:03 pm
  2. Similar crap happened to me in Beijing! Some guy asked me where I’m from, how long I’ve been in China, and if I have 流感! Pissed me off!

  3. I can understand the fear because the media’s been so alarmist.

  4. By the way, the final step of the encounter described above didn’t really happen. :)

  5. whoops, guess I missed the (注意)!

  6. Um, yeah, I added that later after I realized people would probably be confused. 😉

  7. hello~~~I’m coming~

    sirongJuly 2, 2009 @ 11:18 pm



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